Why Kylie Can't Go to School

Kylie comes up with excuses at least a few times a week for reasons she can't go to school. She told me that her neck hurt so bad. I asked her what it felt like (big mistake). "It feels like it does when poo comes out of your bum- the really hard kind." I can't say I've ever had a response quite like that one from asking patients at work to describe their pain. She's one in a million- just like her dad.